Parents·Posted on Aug 27, 201616 Questions You Secretly Have When You Find Out You're Having A BoyEverything you secretly wondered, but never said out loud.by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. First off, how do you clean IT? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. And then there's the question of circumcision. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. And while we're on the topic, what are you going to teach him to call his "thing"? 4. How should you style his hair? 5. Wait, wait. Back to the penis. Does putting on a diaper hurt him or smash it? Or worse yet, stunt its growth? 6. And once he is potty trained, how will you ever keep your toilet seat clean? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Is your grocery bill going to double? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. At what age will he start getting facial hair? View this photo on Instagram 9. When will his voice change? 10. What age do you start talking about condoms? 11. And what if he dates someone you hate? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Will he get boners? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. What do you do when you find lotion in his bedroom? 14. More importantly, what do you do if you find his porn stash? 15. Are you even equipped to handle things like ~wet dreams~? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. And there's also that fear of not knowing when he'll be taller than you.