Parents·Posted on Apr 29, 201916 Kids Who Are Hilariously Dumb, But It Doesn't Matter Cause They Are 100% Cute"What if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life?"by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nature's Majesty @NatureMajesty This little guy told his Dad that he wanted to learn how to train his dog and his Dad said there were lots of dog training videos on YouTube. So here he is, showing them to the dog! 05:00 AM - 17 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. CutenessOverload @AllThingsKute These best friends got the same haircut to trick their teacher so she wouldn't be able to tell them apart. #aww via https://t.co/RNJTajcXdb 01:00 AM - 02 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jacob Bayless @Jake_5_Bayless Lifeguard at the lake: "EVERYONE PLEASE EXIT THE WATER, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A 5 YEAR OLD BOY IN BLUE SHORTS NAMED TITUS" Little boy standing next to me in blue shorts: "hey, my names Titus too" 06:08 PM - 09 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Octopus/Caveman @OctopusCaveman My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question. 04:56 AM - 26 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. WSB-TV @wsbtv Kindergartner makes 911 call after dad drives through red light https://t.co/t0ed3g4mwA 11:57 AM - 02 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Bran Stark @maxpalumbo5 When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was he second part. 01:32 AM - 03 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. phoebe bartlett @phoebebartlett_ mum has just found a draw full off piss that my 3 year old brother has been pissing in and he blamed the dog HAHA!!! 05:59 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sophie Mackintosh @fairfairisles Yesterday in the park I saw a toddler screaming “BAD DOG” at a goose & I can’t stop thinking about it 05:55 AM - 23 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Nobuntu Ndlovu @Knowbuntu My son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming ‘mine’. My daughter is crying saying Tj is stealing my air....they are in my bedroom, on a Saturday morning....😪😪😪 07:32 AM - 07 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 狼JANE狼 @AdairLijane My little brother thought Siri was going to kill him. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole 21 years of life. 🐣😹🐣😹🐣😹 08:14 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 🔮 @htxraull my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀 11:08 PM - 29 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. h @gothamsbatman Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor: "Gently kiss the dolphin" My nephew: 10:58 AM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. The Struggle Bus @FactsOrDie He didn't wanna eat dinner so I put these pjs on him while he was asleep n when he woke up I told him he starved to death and now he's sad 02:30 PM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. jamie @JTT2511 How can my brother lose to my heavily pregnant mum in a swimming race and then cry that it wasn't fair because it's 'two against one' 😭😭 01:48 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16.