Hello, hello! We hope you're all staying safe during this coronavirus pandemic. Staying home is the safest thing you can do, so at least we have the internet to entertain us. Here are 16 tweets to help make things more enjoyable.
1.When you have all the self-control in the world...until you want chocolate:
2.When you realize that Bitcoin is now worthless compared to toilet paper:
3.And when you realize a fart is now less offensive than a cough:
4.When you start preparing your kitchen for lots of at-home cooking:
5.When you realize that now would have been a better time for the advertisement of a Peloton bike:
6.When you take extreme measures to avoid the need for toilet paper:
7.When you realize the best way to stay safe is to never leave your house:
8.When you make sure anything and everything is sanitized before you touch it:
9.And when you keep overthinking the whole sanitization thing in general:
10.When you're already about to give up on this year:
11.When you start thinking about what graduation will look like if social distancing continues throughout the next few months:
12.And when you start realizing how much you've been through:
13.When you start thinking about how the lack of toilet paper is going to make everything even less sanitary:
14.And when you know you're going to eventually resort to completely drenching yourself in sanitizer:
15.When you start using your best Cheetos hand-washing tactics to maintain the cleanest hands:
16.And when you use Twitter to occupy your time because you can't leave the house: