1.
"What are the odds a fire breaks out and they need to break my windows to get to the fire hydrant? Probably zero."
2.
"I bet if I try to drive through it, the gate will move up."
3.
"Honestly, it's such a smoother drive with seven wheels."
4.
"This spot was really close to the entrance! I don't mind crawling through the passenger side and I'm sure the other driver won't either."
5.
"I bet the two people I'm sandwiched between will leave at the same time as me, so it will be super easy to get out."
6.
"Transporting a fridge in compact car should work fine. People do it all the time, I'm sure."
7.
"I'm already, like, really late to the party, this'll do. Plus, it's dark, no one will see."
8.
"Is parking in the same direction on certain sides of the street a thing? Never heard of it."
9.
"Don't worry, if I need to see, I'll just roll the window down and stick my head out."
10.
"My imaginary friend always parks in front of me, this is as far as I can pull up!"
11.
"You're telling me trees aren't parking stalls?"
12.
"And you're telling me these steel poles are for carts? I'll never believe it!"
13.
"When you drive a Bentley, you can park wherever you want! Yes, that includes in front of driveways."
14.
"Ah, the perfect hiding spot! You can't even tell I parked on the sidewalk."
15.
"I should be here. It's the trash can that should not."
16.
"As long as you strap 'em in, they're secure."
And let's just leave on a friendly reminder: If you're gonna operate a vehicle, be considerate of other drivers.
