1. This mom who has a different definition of snacks than her kids do:
I sent my kids to the store to get some snacks for themselves. My daughter got a birthday cake. For a snack.
2. This dad who didn't realize he had a little genius on his hands:
Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.
3. This mom who found her daughter comfortably enjoying a show like this:
4. This mom who has an audience during her poops:
Me: "I have to poop, are you gonna stay here or are you gonna come watch me?" 6yo: "EEEEWWWWWW NOOOOOOOO, but maybe."
5. This mom who found her son's little secret:
mum has just found a draw full off piss that my 3 year old brother has been pissing in and he blamed the dog HAHA!!!
6. This dad who never thought he'd be the subject of a maternity class.
7. And this dad who was not ready for all the questions kids come up with.
My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.
8. This mom who found her kid eating his dinner off the floor.
9. This dad who shouldn't keep donuts within his toddler's reach.
10. This mom who is appreciating the fact that hand sanitizer exists.
5 yr old son: Mommy, I forgot that I shouldn't pick my nose. But it's ok, I put it back in my nose after. He says while holding my hand.
11. This mom who isn't surprised when she finds things, like cereal, in the bathroom sink.
12. And this mom who is forever scared to open her eyeshadow palettes.
13. This mom who tries to focus on her son's creativity.
My mum took my brother to a Lego exhibition where children can design and make whatever they want at the end. She has just sent me what he made. I’m dead
14. And this mom who now knows she needs to better prepare for her future.
@chrissyteigen I asked my 6year old son if he'll visit me when I'm old. He told me to get a Life Alert bracelet instead. 😕