2.
Why you didn't text back.
3.
What your definition of a party is.
4.
How bad sleep deprivation can actually get.
5.
Why you sometimes have to bring your kid.
6.
Why there are always stains on your clothes.
7.
Why you simply don't have time.
8.
How hard parenting actually is.
9.
How to interpret kids' clothing sizes.
10.
Why you can't just make your baby stop crying immediately in public.
11.
Why you have a Disney soundtrack playing in your car.
12.
Why you constantly talk about your kids.
13.
Why you constantly worry about your kid.
14.
Why raising a pet is not the same as raising a human.
15.
Why you only post pictures of your kid on social media.
