1. Only parents know finding random objects in random places is common:
2. And only parents know finding unwanted food hidden in dining room table drawers is also common:
3. Only parents know the agony of having to remove slime:
4. Only parents know this snot sucker is equal parts gross and satisfying:
5. Only parents know this is what a good night's sleep actually looks like:
6. Only parents know there's no such thing as breaks:
7. Only parents know the regret of spending money on toys when a cardboard box is really all kids need:
8. And only parent know what it's like cleaning a mini human's poo all the time:
9. Only parents know this is what a "day off" looks like:
This is what happens when I have a day off....#momlife
10. Only parents know the great lengths we go to make our kids happy:
11. Only parents know #7 - #10 on this list is what keeps us going:
12. Only parents know that phrases like this are used every day:
13. Only parents know the extent of the nasty things hidden in their home:
14. Only parents know what it feels like to repeat themselves ALL THE TIME:
15. And only parents know this is a bottle liner NOT a used condom.
