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    13 Things All New Moms Must Face After Birth

    A shower? Ain't nobody got time for that.

    1. Excessively smelling your baby.

    2. Constantly checking on your baby to make sure they're still breathing.

    3. Not showering for an extended number of days.

    4. Letting your baby sleep on you instead of doing something you need to do.

    5. Googling something your baby did to see if it is normal.

    6. Watching your baby on the monitor a little longer than necessary.

    7. Posting your baby's weekly and/or monthly pictures on social media.

    8. Being so exhausted you forget to put the wet clothes in the dryer.

    9. Freaking out when your hair starts falling out.

    10. Overpacking the diaper bag anytime you go somewhere.

    11. Wearing clothes that are clearly dirty.

    12. Tasting (or thinking of tasting) your baby's milk.

    13. Surviving on caffeine.