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This dad who knows he's the coolest dad at school cruisin' up in his Toyota.
2.
This mom who knows sandals aren't stylish without socks.
3.
And this dad who also knows socks are hip for any footwear choice.
4.
This mom who recognizes her awesomeness.
5.
This dad who knows his tats are the envy of the town.
6.
And this dad who knows his new accessory is the talk of the town.
7.
This dad who is so sophisticated he's at "Level 1" in the "World of Reading" series.
8.
This mom whose "bath time" makes others jealous because she physically gets in the tub fully dressed to clean a tiny human.
9.
This dad who sports a fab wardrobe covered in vomit.
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And this mom who is so rad, she poses next to her favorite appliance.
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This dad whose bike is so much better than all the other dads' bikes.
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And this dad whose baby carrier is a fashion statement on its own.
13.
This dad who is really in tune with what dope new songs are out.
14.
This mom who is so cool with her neat snot sucker.
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And then there's this dad who has come to accept this sad truth.
