1. This child who decided to literally start your day shitty.

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2. This child who decided to cut their own hair.

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3. And this child who decided to "rub an entire jar of Burt's Bees jelly all over her hair, body, and the kitchen."

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4. This child who decided to learn how to cut triangles on mommy's bedspread.

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5. This child who decided to take one bite out of all the strawberries.

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6. This child who decided to give herself chicken pox.

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7. The child who decided her baby doll needed to go for a swim.

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8. And this child who decided they needed a good foot soak.

9. This child who decided to run his car through his mom's hair when she wasn't paying attention.

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10. This child who got into the flour.

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11. And this child who got into the tissues.

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12. This child who decided to play sidewalk chalk half naked.

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13. The child who decided it was a good idea to bring home slime from school.

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14. And the child who decided to throw their dirty diaper in the fridge.
