1. This granny who always has sex on the brain:
2. And this granny whose best skill is sex:
3. This granny who only plays cards with her naked men card deck:
4. This granny who uses a penis-shaped tin whenever she makes JELL-O:
5. And this granny who uses two penis-shaped tins whenever she makes cakes:
6. This granny who sneaks booze into her grandkid's soccer bag:
I walked all the way upstairs wondering why my soccer bag was so heavy and I find this inside.... #wtfgrandma
7. This granny who vandalizes dirty vehicles with profanity:
8. And this granny who uses Christmas as a time for slightly-insulting jokes:
9. This granny who owns these sexual figurines:
10. And this granny who owns this sexual and scary-looking cooking skewer:
11. The granny who furnishes her bedroom with an angry, fallen angel:
12. This granny who embraces a good strip tease:
13. And this granny who loves a good pic with sexy kittens:
14. This granny who gets really into the dirty game Cards Against Humanity:
15. This granny who needs a ripped Tim Tebow watching her when she drives:
16. This granny who owns this disturbing keychain:
O the stuff you find at grannies house #wtfgrandma