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    13 Kids Who Are Definitely Not Yours

    Whose kid IS this?!

    1. A kid that doesn't like frosting? Not mine.

    2. A kid who doesn't think Zach Galifianakis is funny? Definitely not mine.

    3. A kid that refuses to finish pizza. Whose kid are you?

    4. A kid who doesn't want Rice Krispies treats? Totally not my son!

    5. A kid who takes history notes? He's too intelligent to be mine.

    6. A kid who likes to clean? There's no way this one is mine.

    7. A kid who wants prunes and not chocolate? Not my genes.

    8. A kid who doesn't make good trades? I don't even know whose kid this could be.

    9. A kid who dips french fries in milk? This kid (who isn't mine) needs to stopped!

    10. A kid who loves broccoli this much? I'm utterly confused at whose child this could be.

    11. A kid who enjoys folding laundry? I would never be lucky enough to have a child like this.

    12. A kid who enjoys math in their spare time? That's impressive, but it can't be my kid.

    13. A kid who only enjoys the middle brownie? Oh... now this IS probably my kid.


    Zach Galifianakis's name was misspelled in a previous version of this post.