1. "I'm proud that I don't speak Filipino."
2. "My call center has an 'English-only policy.'"
3. "I only speak in Filipino with my maids."
4. "Try reading the Filipino version of (Harry Potter/ The Hunger Games/ Twilight/ 50 Shades of Grey) without laughing."
5. "Don't get me wrong. I love the Filipino language, but I find it inferior to English."
6. "You can't even translate 'accountant' in Filipino."
7. "Really? What about 'autotune?'"
8. "But Filipino is not a business language. How would my foreign clients understand me?"
9. "It’s difficult to learn Filipino because of lack of grammatical rules."
10. "So you want me to stop speaking in English?"
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