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19 Funny Cards for Special People (text-based NSFW)
I wish someone would get me these cards instead of going Hallmark. Get one for someone you love:
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1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You're probably going to die soon...
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2. Memento Mori #2
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3. Legit invitation to MY party, let me tell ya.
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4. For that "special" party...
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5. Bitch, maketh me a sandwich.
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6. Thine Holy Omelette
"How sweet! Thanks for the omelette, Jesus!"
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7. Worse than the Scarlet Letter...
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8. Watch out for Santa
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9. I knew it!
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10. The good old days...
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11. Hells yeah...
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12. You know what I'm talkin' bout
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13. For your pun-based love affair
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14. Everyone loves a Yeti!
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15. Only say it if you mean it...
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16. Which one is the sex anniversary? None of them?
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17. All cats ever
Except this one.
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18. Squeeka is king...literally.
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19. You shitty cat! Give me that baby!
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