The Stages Of People With Ambition Who Procrastinate

Because we all have a dream to accomplish but let me snooze just five, maybe ten more minutes first.

When people ask you how that project you were working on from months ago is coming along even though you haven't touched it since then.

Ummm, yeah- it's coming along great!! Meanwhile you're ashamed inside

When an amazing idea comes up while you are doing something else and you try to put a mental update to work on it later knowing damn well that shit won't ever be worked on the way it could have if you did it just now.

Fuck my life, FUCK. MY. LIFE!

When people ask how far you've gotten on your project..

I'll be ready when I'm ready!

When I'm peacefully sleeping and an idea wants to interrupt and wake me up.

I was just about to break through my subconscious self just now which could have made all the difference on who I am Brain. Thanks

But then when you do get up and finally ready to work on your project, you forget it all and where to start.

You woke me up though. Please come back

When you realize your procratination addictions and want to sulk in it for a moment and feel ashamed of yourself

Why am I like this self? Why?

When people want to be cute and tell you maybe you should just do a basic job that you know you are worth more than.

Umm, yeah... I have dreams that I'm about to accomplish eventually so no. Thanks though

When that finally gives you the motivation needed to work on your project and rub it in their face later but you forgot how much work is really needed to put in each project.

Goodbye extra sleep and bullshit with the internet.

When you realize you have to actually focus and clear your brain for real.

Focus self, just think of pizza and ice cream as a reward later if you just finish this project. It will be so good and you'll be so proud!

But then you actually start to get somewhere with your work and nothing is stopping you

Fuck your negativity. I just became productive.

And then you realize it's the early morning and you have to go to work, even though you had no sleep all night.

I promise this will all pay off later. Fuck this job- it's just a temporary lifestyle. (Takes a deep breath)

Sitting there in the early AM comtemplating your life again.

I can make it better if I just believe and invest my time in this project. But I also need the money from this job for this project.

But then I get to work work and realize I should have went with my original plan but I still want to get paid from this job.

Hold up Self, we bout to make this work.

Looking at your boss like he ain't even know it..

I'm about to be somebody Bitch! (Pretends to be working real quick)

And then it finally hits you that you are somebody worth accomplishing...

Why the fuck am I wasting my time here when I can be somebody? (Erratically blinks)

But then you subconsciously second guess yourself again.

Am I sure I want to do this? I mean I AM making progress here...

Then you remember how much time and bullshit you actually put in this job and how much better you can do with something you actually love.

Yeah, I can't do this to myself anymore.

You finally begin to accept yourself as your own boss

Nuff said.

You finally start getting somewhere and begin to feel this blissful feeling.

I am fucking somebody going for my dreams.

And even though it's not a complete definite with this going somewhere, you know you can't turn back now until you see the full results with your hunger put into this.

Yes, I am.

And when it's over and you finish the project, well, we'll just let it speak for itself.

It's fuckin awesome, I'll tell you that.