So last night's premiere opened with a pretty terrifying sequence of catatonic Lydia with the creepiest fucking nurse in the entire world.
BUT THEN LYDIA DID SOMETHING AMAZING.
She CONTROLLED her Banshee power and broke the fuck out of Eichen House.
Just look at all this supernatural power. Lydia's gonna be boss af this season.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING SHE WAS WIELDING. DOES THIS INSANE THIGH HOLD/SPINE CRUSHING FLIP THINGY LOOK A LITTLE FAMILIAR TO ANYONE?
LOOKS LIKE LYDIA'S BEEN TAKING A FEW LESSONS FROM NATASHA ROMANOFF OVER SUMMER BREAK.
"Hey Lydia what did you do over summer vacation?"
"Oh you know, took lessons on how to open up a can of whoop ass from a super spy assassin. It was fun."