If you fight about any of the following:
(like Claire and Alan)
1. Gratuitous inanimate eye-sexing.

2. did u just fukcig say zOMBies

3. Being a horse girl.

4. precious bb carrots

5. NOT SO PRECIOUS BB CARROTS

6. Making each other laugh.

7. BANNING OLD NAVY

8. PIGFARTS

9. Mega-viral thumbnails.

10. Skymall.

11. Dad glasses.

12. human hair wtf abort abort abort

13. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

14. SOURdough

15. Starting a folk duo.

16. CHEATING (in dominos)

17. Bob Ross.

18. Pear-shaped pears.

19. ?????

20. Pet names for pet fish.

21. ALMOST COOTIES WTF DON'T TOUCH ME

22. Slide shows.

23. Becoming internet famous.
