23 Fights That Herald The End Of A Relationship
As told by @WeFoughtAbout. Claire and Alan are a couple. They fight. A lot. And then tweet about it.
If you fight about any of the following:
(like Claire and Alan)
1. Gratuitous inanimate eye-sexing.
2. did u just fukcig say zOMBies
3. Being a horse girl.
4. precious bb carrots
5. NOT SO PRECIOUS BB CARROTS
6. Making each other laugh.
7. BANNING OLD NAVY
8. PIGFARTS
9. Mega-viral thumbnails.
10. Skymall.
11. Dad glasses.
12. human hair wtf abort abort abort
13. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
14. SOURdough
15. Starting a folk duo.
16. CHEATING (in dominos)
17. Bob Ross.
18. Pear-shaped pears.
19. ?????
20. Pet names for pet fish.
21. ALMOST COOTIES WTF DON'T TOUCH ME
22. Slide shows.
23. Becoming internet famous.
It's probably not gonna work out. Better luck in your next relationship friends.
