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Trendy Dino Diets!

To help you shed those extra pounds you packed on at the local watering hole.

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The If-It-Screams-Don't-Eat-It Diet

'Herbivores' or 'herbers' as they've been called, believe in a completely vegetarian, plant based diet which is low carb, low cal, and results in a significantly lower pant size.

The 24 Hour Rule Diet


Most 'Carnivores' (don't call them carnies) might seem intimidating, displaying stunning muscle mass and adonis-like silhouettes, but their main source of food are animals (mammals, dinos, lizards, even insects) that are already dead. The general is, if the carcass if less than 24 hours old, it's basically like you killed it yourself. More than 24 hours, proceed with caution.