1. That time Malcolm Reynolds flexed his inner thighs like Beyoncé.
2. That time he looked deep into your eyes and complimented you.
3. When Captain Reynolds made exploding seem like a good option.
4. That time when he was the fastest draw.
But only when you need him to be.
5. When he looked better in your clothes than you did.
6. When Mal walked heroically into the unknown.
7. And that time he was both helpful AND adorable.
8. When Mal unveiled himself like a burlesque dancer.
9. That time he had the perfect rebuttal.
10. That time he gazed lovingly at his (and your) ship.
18. That time when the good Captain saw your value.
- Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- Senator Ron Wyden will soon introduce legislation requiring warrants before phones can be searched at the US border.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎