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19 Things Only Awkward People Know To Be True

You are not alone friends.

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1. When you've become on the outside what you are on the inside.

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2. When you're literally never prepared.

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3. When you have to speak.

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4. When you don't have to speak, but choose to anyway.

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5. But sometimes being awkward puts you ahead of the game.

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6. When you're fascinated by the wrong thing.

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7. When segue and potato mean the same thing.

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8. When you can't help anyone else, let alone yourself.

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9. When you always have an escape route.

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10. When you can only love from afar.

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11. When your standard response is happy birthday.

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12. When you *know* that everyone knows that you're reading something with Fabio on the cover.

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13. When you accidentally manage to fellate something with sharp corners.

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14. When you realize there's no point in leaving your house because you already have alcohol there.

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15. When you'd rather have someone seduce you with words rather than look them in the eye.

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16. When you realize it's a vicious cycle.

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17. When you're not that girl from that MTV show.

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18. When people are perfectly nice to you and that raises a red flag.

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19. When you'd prefer the cool touch of death.

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