So you've probably seen this photo on your Tumblr dash, right?
And it made you feel so much secondhand embarrassment you could die?
WELL JOKE'S ON YOU, SUCKER!
Because you all missed this key detail right here: BANDAGED FOOT.
That's right, you clowns: This brave trickster cut her foot at the beach and then decided to make the best of a bloody situation.
THE INTERNET APPLAUDS YOU, BLOODY BEACH BABE!
