29 Signs You're The Lisa Simpson Of Your Family
Your one true love is KNOWLEDGE.
And the only things you cry over are fictional.
It's gotten to the point where your family is concerned.
You can think your way out of any dire situation.
And it's made you a rebel with a cause.
No seriously you're in deep.
You probably need an intervention at this point.
This is you at family reunions.
But you're still really good at finding your ~people~.
And once you find your people, it's all about camaraderie.
You're here for yelling at the patriarchy.
YOU'RE HERE FOR FIGHTING THE PATRIARCHY.
And 1000% NOT here slut shaming.
You know what you'd ask Joan Rivers if you ever met her.
You're not saying ugh white people, but you're saying ugh white people.
You only shop online.
You've got priorities.
You've been known to yell on the internet.
You openly identify as a feminist (cue Beyonce).
You recognize your privilege, and it infuriates you when others don't.
You live that #bodypositivity life.
And take the occasional #bodypositive selfie.
Because smashing unrealistic expectations of women is your second favorite thing to do.
This is your default reaction to life.
You can't believe you've had to explain this fact before.
You personally have de-fedora'd a Nice Guy™.
When you've been wronged, you won't rest till the blood of your enemies covers your hands.
You started from the bottom now you're here.
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