3. It’s gotten to the point where your family is concerned.
6. You’re on tumblr.
8. You probably need an intervention at this point.
17. You only shop online.
19. You’ve been known to yell on the internet.
Back when you were young and foolish and definitely not this morning.
20. You openly identify as a feminist (cue Beyonce).
24. Because smashing unrealistic expectations of women is your second favorite thing to do.
After smashing the patriarchy.