16 People Who Are Definitely Not Your Friend

A backhanded compliment by any other name is still body shaming.

1.
"You have a great body but the face of a twelve year old" ...my creepy asshole of a friend
2.
"Your boobs look really soft"
3.
I jack off to your Instagram pictures
4.
" I like the way you eat"
5.
your man boobs are nice.
6.
Your lips are meant for blowjobs.
7.
I like your weave. I don't have a weave.
8.
" Oh my gosh! You have such wonderful child birthing hips!! "  - some creepy lady in public. who then called her son%
9.
You are really smart, but you don't look like you are
10.
With her face lit up"Oh my god, wow, your tongue is soooo big." My ex girlfriend's mom.
11.
"You're curvier than I am!" I'm a guy.
12.
 "You got nice hips for a white girl"
13.
"My wife would love you" while I was getting  oral from a man ...who I thought was single.... 22 year old woman.
14.
You'd look beautiful if you lost weight!
15.
That hairnet really brings out your eyes
16.
"You're beautiful now, what happened?"  -my next door neighbor

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