Here's What To Do When A Stranger's Creeping Over Your Shoulder

    Best friends are the best for a reason.

    Step 1: Call in the cavalry.

    Step 2: Plan what might be an intervention, but is probably a murder.

    Step 3: Confirm for the personal space invader that it is indeed a murder.

    Step 4: Add (financial) motive, so the personal space invader knows you're not fucking around.

    Step 5: REVEL IN YOUR SUCCESS (take a creepshot if possible so you can relish in this victory forever)

    Step 6: Confirm for the government that you aren't actually going to murder someone.