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Here's What To Do When A Stranger's Creeping Over Your Shoulder

Best friends are the best for a reason.

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Step 1: Call in the cavalry.

Step 2: Plan what might be an intervention, but is probably a murder.

Step 3: Confirm for the personal space invader that it is indeed a murder.

Step 4: Add (financial) motive, so the personal space invader knows you're not fucking around.

Step 5: REVEL IN YOUR SUCCESS (take a creepshot if possible so you can relish in this victory forever)

Step 6: Confirm for the government that you aren't actually going to murder someone.

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