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    Posted on Jul 8, 2014

    Definitive Proof That Gaston Is The Thirstiest Disney Character

    The thirst is too real.

    Exhibit A: He would literally drop a friend for the nearest hot girl.

    Exhibit B: The only page of a book he cares about is the centerfold. Gaston flips through National Geographic 4 b00bs.

    Exhibit C: BECAUSE LOOK AT HIS UNSOLICITED SEXTS.

    Gaston, don't call me, Disney employee cosplaying Gaston, definitely call me.

    Exhibit C, Addendum: And you just * know * for every seXyyy pic he sent you he took 15 discarded ones that basically all look the same.

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    Exhibit D: Because he literally would smash his own face in for the chance to kiss a lady.

    Exhibit E: If it doesn't have a vagina it literally cannot hold Gaston's attention.

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    Exhibit H: BECAUSE HE TELLS EVERYONE HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU EVEN YOUR DAD.

    Exhibit G: Because when he can't get any, he'll make up an imaginary girl to stroke his ego.

    Exhibit F: And then he'll fight his real friends over the imaginary girl.

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    Exhibit G: This is the 18th century equivalent of asking a lady to pick a card in a bar.

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    Exhibit H: He'll take any opportunity to take his shirt off.

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    Exhibit H, Addendum: ESPECIALLY IF IT'S FOR A GROSS BATHROOM MIRROR SELFIE.

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    Exhibit J: He lifts things up and puts them down.

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    Exhibit K: The lengths he will go to to have sex include destroying and invading a castle.

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    Exhibit L: He has no idea his repugnant personality far outweighs his BMI.

    Exhibit M: Even when he's (somehow miraculously) surrounded by ladies he's still scoping out the club for "better talent."

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    Exhibit N: And if he spots that talent, he'll literally wreck everything in front of her so she's forced to pay attention to him.

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    Exhibit O: He literally never listens to any words coming out of a pretty face.

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    Exhibit P: This bitch "collects trophies" r u fuckin srs?

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    Exhibit Q: He's alway taking about his dick, even when's not talking about his dick.

    In conclusion: UGH THIS FUCKING GUY, THIRSTIEST DISNEY CHARACTER OF ALL TIME

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    #BanGaston

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    BAI BITCH

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