Always unbutton the top button.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the battleaxe will fuck both of those objects up.
The kawaii version of yourself is always the best version of yourself.
Giant squid of anger like no one's watching.
Find a way to get a minion and then make that minion get pizza for you.
If you have to apologize, make it sincere.
You don't have to take your broke ass home. Take it outside and yell about it.
Always drink Old Fashioneds while marathoning "Dora the Explorer."
The only person you need to prove anything to is yourself.
Be a rebel (and gift like one too)!
Humping picture frames = best birthday present ever.