Blaine's Proposal On Glee Was More Than Just An Elaborate Musical Number

Blaine's proposal was possibly the greatest proposal in the history of the world. (This may be a slight exaggeration but not by much.) However, it's even more impressive when you consider how he managed to gather up three rival show choirs in the time it took to sing the Beatles "Help".

Stage One: Off to Carmel High School to fetch Vocal Adrenaline!

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From Lima, OH to Akron, OH

Miles: 156

Time: 2 hours 45 minutes

Number of times "Help" is sung along the way: 71

(We're assuming Blaine is forcing them to sing the whole way to keep up the momentum. Good thing Nationals aren't until...What month is this again? Prom so May. But Regionals just happened so March? But wait Kurt mentions fashion week...so September or February?)

Stage Two: Off to the Haverbrook School for the Deaf to fetch the Deaf Choir.

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From Akron, OH to Dayton, OH

Miles: 196

Time: 3 hours 15 minutes

Number of times "Help" is sung along the way: 84

Stage Three: Off to Westerville to solicit help from the Warblers... (and apparently to get permission to take over the school from...Where the hell are all the teachers?)

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From Dayton, OH to Westerville, OH

Miles: 87 miles

Time: 1 hours 30 minutes

Number of times "Help" is sung along the way: 39

Stage Four: To Lima because Blaine has to fetch that horrible mustard colored suit and the blue and red striped bow tie that doesn't go with the aforementioned horrible suit at all.

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From Westerville, OH to Lima, OH

Miles: 90

Time: 1 hour 45 minutes

Number of times "Help" is sung along the way: Since Blaine has gotten all the help he needs we assume they can forego the song.

Considering that 9 hours have passed since Blaine and his merry minions (he could be a cult leader) left McKinley (in the middle of the school day...who would have thought Sue would be so lenient when it comes to skipping class) we can assume the proposal takes place the next day. So either all these people had to get themselves home and back again with their costumes or they had all their stuff in their trunks and Blaine got them hotel rooms as his absentee parents have given him access to unlimited funds to assuage their guilt for not being there when he proposed to Kurt or for any other Glee related milestone.

And that my fellow Gleeks is how you shaposal!

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Don't know about the rest of you but we need a nap...