13 Pressing Questions We Need Answered About "CatDog"

    AKA the original human centipede.

    1. What the hell is going on here? Are they pleasuring themselves?

    2. If one overeats, why doesn't it show on the other?

    3. And just what is going on with their digestive system in general?

    4. Is this what happens when one of them wants to grind up on a hottie?

    5. What if they DON'T want to do a damn couples costume for Halloween one year?

    6. Why does this family picture show a frog and a large never-before-seen creature as their parents?

    7. What if they want to have ~relations~ with another animal?

    8. In school did they cheat off each other?

    9. Is this really fair?

    10. Did they run in the same social circle growing up?

    11. Is one better at walking backwards than the other?

    12. Do they have any other choice but to support each other's dietary choices?

    13. MOST IMPORTANTLY: How do they go to the bathroom? Do they even go???

    WE NEED ANSWERS. THANKS.