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21 Awkward Things That Happen On Your First Day At Hogwarts

You end up being late for class because the damn stairs won't stop moving.

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10. You almost pee your pants when it's time for you to be sorted – partially because you don't want to be separated from your friends, and partially because the sorting hat is shady as fuq.

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Maybe the sorting ceremony wouldn't take three hours if the damn hat wasn't so rude.

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13. On a bathroom break, you get lost and end up in a totally deserted bathroom where you can't pee in peace without being creeped on by Moaning Myrtle.

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18. On your way to dinner, you hear third and fourth year students talking about hooking up in the Room Of Requirement, and you're just chillin' waiting to hit puberty.