back to top
Community

The 13 Disney Characters Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

Sure, they're musical and magical, but who stands a chance against the walking Disney dead? We've ranked the most likely candidates by survivor potential.

Posted on

13. Dr. Facilier

Why he's #13: Dr. Facilier has friends on the other side, but zombies aren't exactly known for their friendship.
The Walt Disney Company / Via disney.wikia.com

Why he's #13: Dr. Facilier has friends on the other side, but zombies aren't exactly known for their friendship.

12. Dr. Wayne Szalinski

Why he's #12: Zombies aren't so dangerous when you can shrink them to the size of an ant, but if the power goes out, so does the shrink ray.
The Walt Disney Company / Via bensbargains.net

Why he's #12: Zombies aren't so dangerous when you can shrink them to the size of an ant, but if the power goes out, so does the shrink ray.

11. Gaston

Why he's #11: Good shot, big biceps, sturdy boots? All great qualities in a zombie hunter. Overconfident, narcissistic, and not too bright? Not so much.
The Walt Disney Company / Via blogger.com

Why he's #11: Good shot, big biceps, sturdy boots? All great qualities in a zombie hunter. Overconfident, narcissistic, and not too bright? Not so much.

10. Herbie the Love Bug

Why he's #10: Zombies aren't interested in cars, so Herbie should be fine... as long as someone's alive to pump his gas.
Via herbiemania.com

Why he's #10: Zombies aren't interested in cars, so Herbie should be fine... as long as someone's alive to pump his gas.

9. The Toy Story Gang

Why they're #9: Toys also get a pass when it comes to zombies, but do they want to live in a world without children?
The Walt Disney Company / Via 1ms.net

Why they're #9: Toys also get a pass when it comes to zombies, but do they want to live in a world without children?

8. Mulan

The Walt Disney Company / Via odetteswan777.tumblr.com

Why she's #8: Mulan's basically the Michonne of the Disney universe.

7. Mary Poppins

The Walt Disney Company / Via whatshouldbetchescallme.tumblr.com

Why she's #7: Mary Poppins can fly, escape into chalk drawings, and we're pretty sure her medicine could cure the zombie virus.

6. Stitch

The Walt Disney Company / Via itsstitchbitch.tumblr.com

Why he's #6: Experiment 626's dense skin is bulletproof, fireproof, shockproof, and probably bite-proof.

5. The Liquidator

Why he's #5: Zombies want brains, not water.
The Walt Disney Company / Via slime-lovers.wikia.com

Why he's #5: Zombies want brains, not water.

4. Pinocchio

Why he's #4 No flesh, no blood, no conscience? No problem!
The Walt Disney Company / Via blogs.baylor.edu

Why he's #4 No flesh, no blood, no conscience? No problem!

3. Merlin

Why he's #3: Magical powers, especially the ability to 1) transport himself to Bermuda or 2) shrink to the size of a germ.
The Walt Disney Company / Via images2.fanpop.com

Why he's #3: Magical powers, especially the ability to 1) transport himself to Bermuda or 2) shrink to the size of a germ.

2. Jack Skellington

The Walt Disney Company / Via his-delusive-mind.tumblr.com

Why he's #2: Jack's already dead. Also, wouldn't all zombies bow down before the Pumpkin King?

1. The Genie

Why he's #1: He just needs to find one survivor to *poof* wish it all away! During a zombie apocalypse, you ain't never had a friend like him.
The Walt Disney Company / Via disney.wikia.com

Why he's #1: He just needs to find one survivor to *poof* wish it all away! During a zombie apocalypse, you ain't never had a friend like him.

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right