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    7 Criminally Dangerous Food Mascots

    Chief Big Mac has issued a warrant for the arrest of the following food mascots. Suspects are armed, dangerous, and possibly delicious.

    Kirk Damato
    by Kirk Damato

    BuzzFeed Creative

    7. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

    Via tumblr.com

    Crime: Mayhem -- including blasting off into space -- due to insanity caused by a bowl of cereal.

    6. The Noid

    Via tumblr.com

    Crime: Creating mischief; ruining pizza; causing insanity (see Kenneth Lamar Noid).

    5. Punchy

    Via drpeppersnapplegroup.com

    Crime: Assault under the pretense of offering a glass of Hawaiian Punch.

    4. Kool-Aid Man

    Via misterkitty.org

    Crime: Property damage; first degree murder (against Thirsties).

    3. The Jolly Green Giant

    Via blogger.com

    Crime: Property damage and personal injury due to stepping on things; indecent exposure.

    2. The Hamburglar

    Via flickr.com

    Crime: Theft (against humans); genocide (against hamburgers).

    1. The Kid on the Farina Box

    Via brandlandusa.com

    Crime: Cannibalism (Farina actually refers to the original member of Our Gang).