7. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird Via tumblr.com Crime: Mayhem -- including blasting off into space -- due to insanity caused by a bowl of cereal. 6. The Noid Via tumblr.com Crime: Creating mischief; ruining pizza; causing insanity (see Kenneth Lamar Noid). 5. Punchy Via drpeppersnapplegroup.com Crime: Assault under the pretense of offering a glass of Hawaiian Punch. 4. Kool-Aid Man Via misterkitty.org Crime: Property damage; first degree murder (against Thirsties). 3. The Jolly Green Giant Via blogger.com Crime: Property damage and personal injury due to stepping on things; indecent exposure. 2. The Hamburglar Via flickr.com Crime: Theft (against humans); genocide (against hamburgers). 1. The Kid on the Farina Box Via brandlandusa.com Crime: Cannibalism (Farina actually refers to the original member of Our Gang).