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    26 Jokes About Travel That Will Make You Laugh And Then Cry

    Dear middle seat: I'm sorry I didn't appreciate you more.

    Although a trivial complaint in the grand scheme of 2020, many people are bummed that the coronavirus travel restrictions have put a stop to their vacation plans. Airports are empty, passports are collecting dust, and wanderlust is at an all-time high.

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    So if you're missing travel, enjoy these jokes that will make you both laugh and cry.

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    would pay a lot of money to get drunk in an airport on my way to a vacation destination rn. like maybe even the amount of money it takes to get drunk at an airport.

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    This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. 🥺 Normally, I do not go because I am poor.

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    Eighth day of self isolation and it’s like Vegas in my house. We’re losing money by the minute, cocktails are acceptable at any hour, and nobody knows what time it is.

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    We all live in the airport now. Take a shot of tequila at 7am. Wear your sweats during a video call with your boss. There are no more rules.

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    Nobody: Travelers during quarantine: "#Takemeback" "We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us." "The wanderlust is REAL" "Passport gettin' dusty." "Catching no flights & all feelings." "Kinda even starting to miss the middle seat."

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    airports are gonna go from being the meanest place to be to the nicest once we’re allowed to fly again. check my bag? go ahead. screaming baby? sit right next to me buddy.

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    Newest airport codes for our current travels. LVG - living room DNR - dining room BTH - Bathroom BKY - back yard PAT- patio MBR - master bed room OFC - office WNC - wine celler What other places are in your current plans?

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    Tbh I’d rather do this than fly in a middle seat right now https://t.co/gPRWE8fzG6

    But in all seriousness...not being able to travel is the least of our worries.

    I understand 2020 stinks but if the worst effect this thing has had on you is having to work from home & cancelling international vacations you should absolutely be grateful as a MF

    Stay safe, everyone!

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