Hello!! I love books and I love Twitter, therefore I happen to love Book Twitter! That means I see a lot of hilarious book-themed tweets and really want to share them with you. So if you also found this list funny, be sure to follow the original authors on Twitter to brighten up your feed! Enjoy! :)
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Rip Odysseus, I know he would have loved Google Maps
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Can you fucking imagine Amelia Bedelia as a roommate ?
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I can't fuck with fantasy books if they don't have a map at the front
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the book idea vs the first draft
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The existence of Macbeth implies the existence of Macmeg, Macjo, and Macamy
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I’m personally offended whenever I’m reading a book and it has no murders in it. “but love stories are what sells—” you know what people love? a good murder
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voldemort really had beef with a 6th grader
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“i read this book you recommended” is a love language
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Bookstores: as soon as I'm fully vaccinated, I'm coming for your hot asses.
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New Adult implies the existence of Used Adult
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People who love reading Harry Potter would hate actually going to Hogwart’s. It’s four years of science and gym. Harry Potter has never written a poem.
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sad emotionally unstable bookworms be like “it’s my comfort book!” and it’s one of these
13.
My child just pointed to an em dash in her book and said “what is that?” and HERE WE GO I’ve been preparing for this moment my whole life
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status: ○ single ○ taken ● reading romance novels
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Direct deposit: $1400 Me to @penguinrandom: Bring me the penguin
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You are dead in a mysterious boating accident on the lake. He is taking me to Manderley. We are not the same
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Overheard from a woman on the phone today: 'Hey, what's the book club book for tonight?' Godspeed, you absolute maniac.
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hulu: we’re developing ACOTAR! the book community:
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no YOU live in a society. i live in a hole in the ground. not a nasty, dirty, wet hole full of worms and oozy smells. this was a hobbit-hole and that means good food, a warm hearth, and all the comforts of home.
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i know mfs were giggling in the trojan horse like omgg thalpius stop ittt ur gonna get us in troubleee
21. And finally...SAME!!!!
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