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Which chode are you? Take this quiz to find out...

Chode Attack: Attack Of The Chodes Quiz

What is your first thought at a party?

What do you do in your free time?

Pick a chode

What is your ideal first date venue?

What is your favorite In the Heights song?

Are you worried about nitrogen?

What is your favorite snapchat filter?

Illuminati?

Where are you going to college?

How would your friends describe your chode?

You are the chodiest of all the chodes. You are too thicc for your own good and for some reason everyone wants to fuck you. It clearly isn't because of your huge dick because we all know it's tiny. (3 inches?)

Datt MuMont

You are a quirky Arab that will fight anyone. #noshame. You are skilled at stalking anyone and everyone on the Internet. You are a little afraid of sex, but you are willing to experiment.

Kelsey

You qualify as a chode mostly because of your intriguing fingers. Seriously, what is going on there? You are Aryan and get all the boys. Everything you do is for Jesus, and we mean EVERYTHING.

Jorby

Connor Shrub

Why did you shave your head? You are a Jew. That nose tho. See you in Israel!

Emily's Jewish Boyfriend

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Chode Attack: Attack Of The Chodes Quiz

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