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    18 Highlights From "My Immortal", More Commonly Known As The Worst Harry Potter Fanfic Ever Written

    Tara Gilesbie: hot mess or secretly brilliant? Only you can decide.

    "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).... I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England..."
    I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts...A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
    Just then, Draco walked up to me. "Hi." he said."Hi." I replied flirtily."Guess what." he said."What?" I asked."Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me."Oh. My. F**king. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR."Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked.I gasped.
    "Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice.
    "...when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. "I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice."That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned."My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.
    "No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much."No, you f**king idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"
    "Nooooooooooooo!" [Snape] screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
    Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise
    "No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision."Ebony Ebony aure you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice."Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up."Everyfing's all right Enoby." said Vampire all sensetive."No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!""Its ok gurl." said B'loody Mary. "Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though.""Ok bich." I said sadly and den we went.
    "Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese.
    "Oh my goth!" Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)
    I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether.
    It was………………………….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111
    She looked down over her pale body, and frowned. 'Where are my emo clothes?' She asked herself in confusion.And then it occured to her...For her shirt, she was wearing a bright pink polo with a little seagull on the (right or left? I can't remember) side. Below that, she was wearing a denim miniskirt with the "destroyed" look on it. Paired underneath that skirt were leggings with a little moose at the bottom. And then Ebony realized, on her shoulder, she was carrying a pretty bag with an eagle on it that said Live Your Life written all over the bag.Ebony supressed the urge to scream. Here she was decked out in clothes prep to the extreme wearing stuff from Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, AND Hollister."THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!" Ebony bellowed out to the air.
    I was wearing a blak plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnetz, a sexy blak MCR corset and blak stiletto boots with pink pentagroms on dem. My earrings were blake Satanist sins and my raven hair was all around me to my mid-black.
    "U will c." she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick."You look f**king kawaii, bitch." B'loody Mary said."Fangs." I said.
    Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car. I went in it seduktivly.
    "Save us Ebony!" Dumbledark cried.I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent."ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111" I shooted.