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    Never Smell Like You Just Had A Lapdance Again!

    Are you cheating? There's a scent for that. Men's fragrance line with colognes that smell like your alibi.

    kimshannon
    by kimshannon

    Community Contributor

    The men's fragrance line, "Alibi", includes scents such as "My Car Broke Down" (smells like motor oil) and "I Was Working Late" (smells like wool suits & coffee) and was created for the purpose of providing cheating husbands with... you guessed it - an alibi.

    Brilliant.

    I submit they launch a women's fragrance as soon as possible. It should smell like money and castrated penii and be called "Hey, You Cheating Bastard, I Know Where You REALLY Were, And I Want A Fucking Divorce".

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/25/alibi-aftershave_n_1231468.html?ref=weird-news

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