On our way to the store to get my 3 year old jelly for her sandwich, I start singing Destiny's Child's "Bootylicious" hook, "I don't think you're ready for this jelly." She starts crying and says, "Mommy, I'm ready for the jelly."
So many:
"I feel sorry for whoever you end up marrying"
"No wonder you're still single, with so many pillows on your bed there's no space for a man"
"Are you sure you're exercising right, you still look the same."
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