Most of us get a sinking feeling when we see this...
...and we have, like, 2.5 seconds to get a charge before the world implodes (not really).
We've all been there:
The "at least I'm getting a workout" charge.
The "escaping from SoPo" charge.
The "melted margarita" charge.
The "please crack a window" charge.
The "I'm not really a Mac" charge.
The "actually, I was flirting" charge.
The "using my connections" charge.
The "my phone was hanging in your face" charge.
