When other people go skydiving, they think, "Well, this is kinda fun."
When someone mentions skydiving, you want to shake them and scream, "EXAMINE YOUR LIFE! EXAMINE YOUR CHOICES!"
When regular people see a commuter plane, they see a commuter plane.
When you see a commuter plane, you see this.
When other people board the plane, they think, "I hope there's room for my carryon."
When you board the plane, you think, "NONONO."
When they walk into the cabin, they think, "Ooh, it'd be nice if the seat by me is empty."
When you walk in the cabin, you think, "Holy fucking shit, I'm in an itty bitty flying box"
When the cabin door closes, everyone else gets their in-flight entertainment on.
When the cabin door closes, you have a grave realization.
When they look out the window, they think, "Look! How pretty."
When you look out a window, you scream inwardly, "AHHHHHHHHH, HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE THIS HIGH OFF THE GROUND???"
When the seatbelt sign comes on, they think, "Oh well, I'll just use the bathroom later."
When the seatbelt sign comes on, you think, "There. Will. Be. No. Later."
In fact, when the plane hits turbulence, its like hardly anyone even notices.
As for you, you're busy praying to whatever entity is out there for the plane to stay in the air.
During meal service, people are like, "I'm gonna take pictures of my food."
Meanwhile, you're thinking, "Bring that close to me, and I will show you the contents of my stomach."
When the drinks cart goes around, people get Diet Cokes and OJ.
When the drink cart goes around, you have only one wish.
During landing, everyone's like, "Zzzzzz."
During landing, you don't think, you know.
When deplaning, everyone just looks tired.
Meanwhile, you're like, "I'M ALIVE!!!!"
