1. You have taken a day off from work to go to a sample sale.
2. You suspect that your mailman secretly hates you because you get so many magazines.
3. You have eaten cereal for dinner to preserve fashion funds.
4. Photo spreads of celebrities’ closets make you seethe with envy.
5. You spend your CVS ExtraBucks on Nail Polish.
6. You consider buying a Suri Cruise-sized version of the latest It bag.
7. You go easy on the champagne at shopping events...
8. You don’t correct people when they mistake your Versace-for-H&M dress for Versace.
9. Your credit card has been declined at Henri Bendel.
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