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Dad Joke: [ dad-johk ] noun / informal 1. a corny joke or pun suggestive of those made by fathers to their children: You don’t have to have kids to tell awful dad jokes.

Dad Joke: [ dad-johk ] noun / informal 1. a corny joke or pun suggestive of those made by fathers to their children: You don’t have to have kids to tell awful dad jokes.

I'm Sorry, But Only The Smartest People With The Best Humor Can Finish These Disney Dad Jokes

Disney Dad Jokes Puns Quiz

If You Can Get 10/10 Of These Disney Dad Jokes, You're Definitely In Charge Of The BBQ

So that you have a basic idea of what we are doing here — the dad joke construct is like this: (the question) "Why is Peter Pan always flying?" (your answer) "He neverlands." Got it? Great! Let's go!

**Buzz Lightyear: To Infinity and Beyond**

Which Disney character can count the highest?

**He always has a hunch**

 Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?

 **6 out of 7 of them aren’t Happy**

Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?

**Because she will let it go**

**To look for Pluto**

**A second-hand store**

**Because Donald ducked**

Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

**He was looking for Pooh**

**She kept running away from the ball**

Dat knee...I am so, so sorry!

You gotta put in the work if you want to be ready to embarrass the youth with your jokes. Practice on all your friends, the louder they groan, the stronger you will become! Remember, you don't need kids, or to be male to be a professional dad joker!

You got less than half right, guess you're not ready to be a professional Dad yet.

You're almost 100% in the dad joke department, but you still have room to mature. Just know, there's no pun that's too far out of your reach when you're a professional dad joker! Remember, you don't need kids, or to be male to be a professional dad joker!

You got more than half right, you're well on your way to being a professional Dad!

I can picture it now, you have a favorite pair of sandals, that you exclusively wear with knee high white socks, your wallet is excessively big and bonus points if you own a lot of khakis. You're a legend in the professional dad joker world. You can survive alone on embarrassment of others. Never stop, the children must learn the ways of the dad joke!

10/10 — You're a professional dad joker!

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I'm Sorry, But Only The Smartest People With The Best Humor Can Finish These Disney Dad Jokes

I personally, as a childless woman, would consider myself a professional dad joker. There's no pun I won't consider, no opportunity I won't take. But alas, I cannot carry this torch alone, so do you have what it takes to help carry this burden?

So, how did you "dad"? Let me know your favorite dad joke in the comments below!

I'm Sorry, But Only The Smartest People With The Best Humor Can Finish These Disney Dad Jokes

I personally, as a childless woman, would consider myself a professional dad joker. There's no pun I won't consider, no opportunity I won't take. But alas, I cannot carry this torch alone, so do you have what it takes to help carry this burden?

So, how did you "dad"? Let me know your favorite dad joke in the comments below!

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