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38 Times James Blunt Was The Trolliest Troll Of All Twitter Trolls

Comeback king.

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That’s not actually me, that’s her. RT @ajantajudd: James Blunt is still moaning....

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The latter. RT @unemployedfatty: @JamesBlunt Are you gay? Just curious.

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Yeah, I bought those 20 million albums myself. RT @TroyJosephDavis: no one really likes James Blunt right?

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2006, actually. RT @K_Dick33: Why does James Blunt have a million followers? He stopped being relevant in 2009

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For once, I agree with him. RT @NME: Noel Gallagher says songs about his own life would be 'more boring than James Blunt'

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Suggest you ask my wife. RT @_brookesux: is james blunt gay

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I'm guessing this is not good. RT @supermarton: James Blunt es lo peor que le ha pasado a la humanidad desde Hitler

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Yup, it's called "Greatest Hit". RT @Farrsigh: There's a "best of" James Blunt? Really?

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Can’t stand your face but thanks for the compliment RT @BWillett87: @JamesBlunt can't stand your music but your comebacks are second to none

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Nope, you're on your own. RT @chickenoriental: I must be 1 of only 2 who genuinely likes every @jamesblunt song. The other person being him.

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Time to legalise assisted dying. RT @IndyMusic: Noel Gallagher says he cannot live in a world where Ed Sheeran sells out Wembley Stadium

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Infectious too! Like herpes. RT @chillyeol: James Blunt is so irritating

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This is a lyric referring to premature ejaculation. RT @Hoss0fficial: Cause I saw the end before we'd begun.

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Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!

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You would if yours was this big. RT @HannahNorman96: I've never fully understood why James Blunt felt the need to strip in his music video

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Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍

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Why limit yourself to 1? RT @wildheartnicks: @JBlunt just listened to your album&if I had to describe it in 1 word it would have to be shite

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Dad? Is that you!? @spenno44: @BBCRadio2 please please please please stop playing James blunt please ...thank you

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He's from Ipswich. RT @JoannaColes: @JamesBlunt you're dead to me now, replaced by @edsheeran - a fellow Yorkshire!

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Me! Me! Pick me! RT @blackeyelined: Who is a bigger twat: James Blunt or Robin Thicke?

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Yet so many people bought it, bought it. RT @yanto1973: That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific.

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Whoever I'm noshing off that day. @royphillips9: @JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world?

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If I did I would never go out. RT @mattyblackett: does james blunt have a vagina?

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I’m on a US tour now. Tickets available online. RT @KOGAXWOLF: I wanna go see James Blunt so I can call him a faggot and throw a soda at him

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I’m not playing. This is a serious workout. RT @chappell_lewis: James Blunt is playing in the gym. This is unacceptable.

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Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?

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Mainly coz it’s by Daniel Powter. RT @lenacoleman: Pretty sure playing James Blunt's "Bad Day" on loop is not an option.

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At least it’s not on your face. RT @MiissAshley: Nothing fucks your vibe up more than James Blunt coming on your Young Money Pandora 🔫

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And my balls on your chin. RT @thejrodman: Now I have James Blunt stuck in my head...

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And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice

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And finishes in your mouth. RT @trimjim90: James Blunt gets on my tits.

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Useful feedback. I'll pass this onto my marketing team. RT @va_va_vati: I have this dire need to listen to James Blunt when I'm menstruating

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Jesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers?

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Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?

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I preferred "2 girls, 1 cup", but whatever you're into. RT @joe__crown: 2 bullets, one gun, James Blunt and Noel Edmunds.. Without doubt

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U’re just a jealous runner-up in the Rudest Cunt Competition. RT @ooliviae: James Blunt is the rudest cunt on this earth, I fucking hate him

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Only I was drunk at the time. RT @tianpogiaf: People who think you're beautiful - 1. Your parents 2. James Blunt

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What would you like to be doing right now? RT @CameronHood95: Fucking James blunt

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