So, Kim Kardashian posed with her ass completely out for Paper magazine's winter issue.
1. And people on the internet immediately raised the important observation that her butt looks like quite a lot of things. Take this potato, for example.
Here is a potato that looks like Kim Kardashian.
Lisa@biscuitahoyFollow
Here is a potato that looks like Kim Kardashian.
8:32 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
2. Or these sausages.
Voilà <img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f611.png"> "@pornkid: Food That Looks Like Kim Kardashian : "
afef_gh@afef_ghFollow
VoilÃ
9:04 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite"@pornkid: Food That Looks Like Kim Kardashian : "
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3. In fact, it looks like a hell of a lot of food items.
I've just found a crisp that looks like Kim Kardashian's arse.#WhatHaveYouDoneTodayToMakeYouFeelProud
Bacardi Oakheart@Midgetgems26Follow
I've just found a crisp that looks like Kim Kardashian's arse.#WhatHaveYouDoneTodayToMakeYouFeelProud
3:41 PM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
4. From tomatoes...
Things that look like Kim Kardashian's bum
Kimberley Dadds@KimberleyDaddsFollow
Things that look like Kim Kardashian's bum
8:55 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
5. ..to this mushroom.
6. From double-yolked eggs...
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7. ...to this loaf of bread.
8. Pumpkins.
9. And a whole lot of other different fruit and veg.
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12. But mainly peaches.
FIXED THE INTERNET @KimKardashian
TAI-MA@TWY69Follow
FIXED THE INTERNET @KimKardashian
9:51 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Kim Kardashian's arse does not look appealing or nice,it looks like a greased peach.
tatty@yelyahmikeyFollow
Kim Kardashian's arse does not look appealing or nice,it looks like a greased peach.
9:32 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
13. Especially emoji peaches.
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14. Or how about a Cinnabon?
Kim Kardashian's ass literally looks like a Cinnabon
JABROONEY@jabrooney123Follow
Kim Kardashian's ass literally looks like a Cinnabon
6:38 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
15. Or a glazed doughnut?
Kim Kardashian looks like a glazed donut from Krispy Kreme. I want to be a glazed donut from Krispy Kreme.
Kelley Fitzsimmons@HellaKellaaFollow
Kim Kardashian looks like a glazed donut from Krispy Kreme. I want to be a glazed donut from Krispy Kreme.
5:40 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Kim Kardashian looks so delicious in her most recent pictures. Would kill to look like that.
Fall Morris@fedoralover27Follow
Kim Kardashian looks so delicious in her most recent pictures. Would kill to look like that.
4:18 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
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16. But that's not all. Kim K's derriere is also like silly putty.
Kim Kardashian looks like she's sculpted from Silly Putty.
RUSS BENGT$ON@russbengtsonFollow
Kim Kardashian looks like she's sculpted from Silly Putty.
1:16 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Kim Kardashian's ass on that Paper magazine cover looks like it was molded from two freshly opened silly putty eggs
Alyssa Dawn@Alyssa_DawnFollow
Kim Kardashian's ass on that Paper magazine cover looks like it was molded from two freshly opened silly putty eggs
4:23 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
17. And a turtle shell.
Still not rating Kim Kardashian's bum. Looks like she has a turtle shell for s bum 🐢
Albert Perry@AlbyPerryFollow
Still not rating Kim Kardashian's bum. Looks like she has a turtle shell for s bum
8:36 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
18. Like Star Trek's Quark.
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19. In fact, any Ferengi.
20. She looks like a Barbie doll.
Kim Kardashian literally looks like a plastic &unrealistic Barbie doll. Look at her waist in comparison to her body <img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f616.png">
Sarah Khaleghipour@SarahKhaleghFollow
Kim Kardashian literally looks like a plastic &unrealistic Barbie doll. Look at her waist in comparison to her body <img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f616.png">
5:35 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
21. And a sea creature.
22. And a space hopper.
Shit the bed, it looks like she's sat on a space hopper #KimKardashian #ass
GRANT MARMION@GRANT_MARMIONFollow
Shit the bed, it looks like she's sat on a space hopper #KimKardashian #ass
10:13 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
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Exhibit A.
23. And the world’s longest aircraft, the Airlander. Seriously.
24. Don't let this put you off your dinner, but Kim's butt also looks like a turkey.
@papermagazine #KimKardashian looks like a greasy featherless turkey. Good job.
Romaine@riptide940Follow
@papermagazine #KimKardashian looks like a greasy featherless turkey. Good job.
4:48 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
We're so sorry.
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25. In fact, inspiration is everywhere.
Does anyone else think #KimKardashian looks like sexy Ned Flanders on cover of @papermagazine?😂🙈😂 #BreakTheInternet
Jennifer Byrne@JenByrne1Follow
Does anyone else think #KimKardashian looks like sexy Ned Flanders on cover of @papermagazine?
#BreakTheInternet
10:59 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
26. Genius.
Kim Kardashian before Photoshop. #BreakTheInternet
Mikey@MichaelJMcAFollow
Kim Kardashian before Photoshop. #BreakTheInternet
4:20 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
