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26 Things That Look Like Kim Kardashian's Butt

Well, according to the internet, anyway. Are we seeing double?

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So, Kim Kardashian posed with her ass completely out for Paper magazine's winter issue.

1. And people on the internet immediately raised the important observation that her butt looks like quite a lot of things. Take this potato, for example.

Here is a potato that looks like Kim Kardashian.

Lisa@biscuitahoyFollow

Here is a potato that looks like Kim Kardashian.

8:32 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Or these sausages.

Voilà <img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f611.png"> "@pornkid: Food That Looks Like Kim Kardashian : "

afef_gh@afef_ghFollow

VoilĂ  "@pornkid: Food That Looks Like Kim Kardashian : "

9:04 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. In fact, it looks like a hell of a lot of food items.

I've just found a crisp that looks like Kim Kardashian's arse.#WhatHaveYouDoneTodayToMakeYouFeelProud

Bacardi Oakheart@Midgetgems26Follow

I've just found a crisp that looks like Kim Kardashian's arse.#WhatHaveYouDoneTodayToMakeYouFeelProud

3:41 PM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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4. From tomatoes...

5. ..to this mushroom.

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6. From double-yolked eggs...

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7. ...to this loaf of bread.

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9. And a whole lot of other different fruit and veg.

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12. But mainly peaches.

FIXED THE INTERNET @KimKardashian

Kim Kardashian's arse does not look appealing or nice,it looks like a greased peach.

tatty@yelyahmikeyFollow

Kim Kardashian's arse does not look appealing or nice,it looks like a greased peach.

9:32 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. Especially emoji peaches.

14. Or how about a Cinnabon?

Kim Kardashian's ass literally looks like a Cinnabon

JABROONEY@jabrooney123Follow

Kim Kardashian's ass literally looks like a Cinnabon

6:38 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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15. Or a glazed doughnut?

Kim Kardashian looks like a glazed donut from Krispy Kreme. I want to be a glazed donut from Krispy Kreme.

Kelley Fitzsimmons@HellaKellaaFollow

Kim Kardashian looks like a glazed donut from Krispy Kreme. I want to be a glazed donut from Krispy Kreme.

5:40 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Kim Kardashian looks so delicious in her most recent pictures. Would kill to look like that.

Fall Morris@fedoralover27Follow

Kim Kardashian looks so delicious in her most recent pictures. Would kill to look like that.

4:18 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. But that's not all. Kim K's derriere is also like silly putty.

Kim Kardashian looks like she's sculpted from Silly Putty.

RUSS BENGT$ON@russbengtsonFollow

Kim Kardashian looks like she's sculpted from Silly Putty.

1:16 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Kim Kardashian's ass on that Paper magazine cover looks like it was molded from two freshly opened silly putty eggs

Alyssa Dawn@Alyssa_DawnFollow

Kim Kardashian's ass on that Paper magazine cover looks like it was molded from two freshly opened silly putty eggs

4:23 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. And a turtle shell.

Still not rating Kim Kardashian's bum. Looks like she has a turtle shell for s bum 🐢

Albert Perry@AlbyPerryFollow

Still not rating Kim Kardashian's bum. Looks like she has a turtle shell for s bum

8:36 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Like Star Trek's Quark.

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19. In fact, any Ferengi.

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20. She looks like a Barbie doll.

Kim Kardashian literally looks like a plastic &unrealistic Barbie doll. Look at her waist in comparison to her body <img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f616.png">

Sarah Khaleghipour@SarahKhaleghFollow

Kim Kardashian literally looks like a plastic &unrealistic Barbie doll. Look at her waist in comparison to her body <img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f616.png">

5:35 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. And a space hopper.

Shit the bed, it looks like she&#x27;s sat on a space hopper #KimKardashian #ass

GRANT MARMION@GRANT_MARMIONFollow

Shit the bed, it looks like she's sat on a space hopper #KimKardashian #ass

10:13 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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23. And the world’s longest aircraft, the Airlander. Seriously.

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24. Don't let this put you off your dinner, but Kim's butt also looks like a turkey.

@papermagazine #KimKardashian looks like a greasy featherless turkey. Good job.

Romaine@riptide940Follow

@papermagazine #KimKardashian looks like a greasy featherless turkey. Good job.

4:48 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

We're so sorry.

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25. In fact, inspiration is everywhere.

Does anyone else think #KimKardashian looks like sexy Ned Flanders on cover of @papermagazine?&#x1F602;&#x1F648;&#x1F602; #BreakTheInternet

Jennifer Byrne@JenByrne1Follow

Does anyone else think #KimKardashian looks like sexy Ned Flanders on cover of @papermagazine?

#BreakTheInternet

10:59 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

26. Genius.

Kim Kardashian before Photoshop. #BreakTheInternet

Mikey@MichaelJMcAFollow

Kim Kardashian before Photoshop. #BreakTheInternet

4:20 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite