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The 26 Most WTF Moments From Miley Cyrus' London Concert Opener

So...um...yeah.

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Miley opened the U.K. leg of her Bangerz tour on Tuesday night. And it was just as crazy as you'd expect.

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1. From her grand entrance, sliding down her own tongue.

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2. And swearing rather a lot.

Miley after sliding down the tongue slide tonight at the O2 Arena in London! ❤️ #BANGERZTOUR

mr super nonchalant@mothermiley

Miley after sliding down the tongue slide tonight at the O2 Arena in London! ❤️💲🎉 #BANGERZTOUR

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3. To her writhing around on cars in barely anything.

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4. And, of course, grabbing her own crotch numerous times.

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5. But she also felt up her backing dancers.

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6. And made out with a giant joint.

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7. In fact, she encouraged her fans to smoke weed.

'do weed, it's never killed nobody' - @MileyCyrus #Bangerztour

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'do weed, it's never killed nobody' - @MileyCyrus #Bangerztour

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8. And accused them of taking pills.

“I’m sure you guys smell of alcohol and you’ve been smoking weed and you’ve been taking tons of pills” - Miley Cyrus tells her teen audience

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“I’m sure you guys smell of alcohol and you’ve been smoking weed and you’ve been taking tons of pills” - Miley Cyrus tells her teen audience

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9. She checked out her own backside. And liked it.

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10. And made us wince with this move. OUCH, Miley!

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11. When she spat water on the front row.

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12. And called the crowd "a bunch of fucking sluts."

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13. When she swung a bra around after a fan threw it on stage.

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14. When she did this.

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15. And this. WHAT IS THIS?!

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16. A MICROPHONE at her CROTCH. What?

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17. When she danced with this monkey and shark, as you do.

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18. Then twerked around with these two.

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19. When she sang at a giant inflatable version of her late dog, Floyd.

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20. And flew around on a big hot dog.

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21. OF COURSE she was on a gigantic hot dog. Why wouldn't she be?

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22. Then bent over and slapped herself. RIGHT.

23. And gave herself a wedgie.

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24. Before changing into another bottom revealing outfit.

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25. And doing this on a gigantic bed.

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26. Carry on being you, Miley.

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