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Taylor Swift Was Basically A Victoria's Secret Model Last Night

Cause darling she's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

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Step 1: Turn up looking super hot.

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In fact wear two outfits and act like you're one of the models. Because you are.

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Remind them that you too have super slim and toned legs. Poke the best one out in all its glory.

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Next: Stand tall and make that special entrance.

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Whatever you do don't fall over.

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Next: Observe very closely what the pros are doing around you.

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Then do the exact damn same. Just maybe a bit more pronounced, because you're Taylor Swift after all.

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Work it like you've never worked anything like it before.

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But not too much. We know you love your dancing, but it's time to reign it in just for a few minutes. There is a fine line.

Even though this would have gone down a treat you wouldn't want to show the Victoria's Secret Angels up now, would you?

Okay, so some special moves are in order. It is your big moment.

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Just feel it. Trust your instincts.

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Now that you've established yourself on the catwalk as equal to the hot models you've got to sing loud and you've got to sing proud. Can they do that? Noooo.

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Next: Make the most of the OPPORTUNITY. No one else gets to do this. Enjoy those damn models so close to you.

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Make friends with them while you can.

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What's a bit of ~flirting~ between friends?

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Who wants regrets? If they're in reaching distance, just go for it and touch them.

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Then make the most of it.

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NOTE: It helps if you're already best mates with one of the Victoria's Secret models.

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Because then you get to do this and strut around in black lingerie together.

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The final step: Go it alone now.

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You've GOT this.

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Well done, Taylor. You rocked it.