1. Kent: They call it the Garden of England for some unknown reason.
2. There are literally no gardens.
3. Anywhere.
4. It's literally just cabbage fields.
5. And ugly buildings.
6. With no colour.
Whitstable seafront, Whitstable.
7. Anywhere.
8. At all.
9. Gross.
10. The landscape is grotesque.
11. And really incredibly dull.
12. It's just the same bleak view wherever you go.
13. Even wildlife wouldn't want to live here.
14. There's no history.
Canterbury Cathedral and Hever Castle.
15. No nice, local eateries.
16. And literally nothing to do.
Tonbridge Castle and Penshurst Place & Gardens, Tonbridge.
17. Don't even get me started on their beaches.
18. They're an eyesore, quite frankly.
19. Dirty and unkempt.
20. And absolutely horrid to walk along for miles.
21. Upon miles.
22. In fact, all the waterways are disgusting.
23. And lacking in scenery.
24. The sun never, ever shines.
25. And there's nowhere to go if it ever does.
26. In fact, every single season is such a drag.
27. And night time's even worse.
28. It's a disgrace to the rest of the country.
29. The towns are built up with nothing but chain stores.
30. And you'll never get a decent lunch spot anywhere.
31. And picnic spots? None.
32. You'd never want to go to Kent.
33. You'd only be disappointed.
