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    Posted on Apr 30, 2015

    33 Reasons You Should Never Visit Kent

    Why do they call it the Garden of England again?

    1. Kent: They call it the Garden of England for some unknown reason.

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    Rape seed field, near Folkestone.

    2. There are literally no gardens.

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    Hever Castle, Hever.

    3. Anywhere.

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    Leeds Castle, near Maidstone.

    4. It's literally just cabbage fields.

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    Poppy field, near Shoreham Village.

    5. And ugly buildings.

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    Leeds Castle, near Maidstone.

    6. With no colour.

    Whitstable seafront, Whitstable.

    7. Anywhere.

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    Rose gardens, Hever Castle.

    8. At all.

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    Coast between Folkestone and Hythe.

    9. Gross.

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    River, Canterbury.

    10. The landscape is grotesque.

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    Elham Valley.

    11. And really incredibly dull.

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    White Cliffs of Dover.

    12. It's just the same bleak view wherever you go.

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    Hythe Canal.

    13. Even wildlife wouldn't want to live here.

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    Lake, Hever.

    14. There's no history.

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    Canterbury Cathedral and Hever Castle.

    15. No nice, local eateries.

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    Shelly's Tea Rooms, Chilham.

    16. And literally nothing to do.

    Tonbridge Castle and Penshurst Place & Gardens, Tonbridge.

    17. Don't even get me started on their beaches.

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    Beach at Whitstable.

    18. They're an eyesore, quite frankly.

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    Viking Bay, Broadstairs.

    19. Dirty and unkempt.

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    Margate beach.

    20. And absolutely horrid to walk along for miles.

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    Kingsgate Bay, Thanet.

    21. Upon miles.

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    Chalk cliffs, Dover.

    22. In fact, all the waterways are disgusting.

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    Faversham Creek.

    23. And lacking in scenery.

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    Chilham Castle, Chilham.

    24. The sun never, ever shines.

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    Kingsgate Bay.

    25. And there's nowhere to go if it ever does.

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    Broadstairs beach, Thanet.

    26. In fact, every single season is such a drag.

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    Aylesford Village.

    27. And night time's even worse.

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    Ramsgate Harbour, Ramsgate.

    28. It's a disgrace to the rest of the country.

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    East Quay, Whitstable harbour.

    29. The towns are built up with nothing but chain stores.

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    Tunbridge Wells.

    30. And you'll never get a decent lunch spot anywhere.

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    The Rose Inn, Wickhambreaux, near Canterbury.

    31. And picnic spots? None.

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    Dover Castle, Dover.

    32. You'd never want to go to Kent.

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    Sissinghurst.

    33. You'd only be disappointed.

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    White Cliffs, Dover.

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