1. Over the years celebrities have provided us with some Twitter gems that we never want to forget.
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
2. They ask the best damn random questions we could ever ask for.
What to heck ????
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ok boys, what's your ball size?
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Do ants have dicks?
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Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
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Whats going on with mycareer
7. Especially Cher. Cher's account is full of the best quips.
Wtf is mdna
8. Others have had moments of wisdom they wanted to share with the world that we will forever be grateful for.
kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!
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Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
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i love arm
11. We've learnt a lot about our beloved celebs thanks to Twitter.
I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks!
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I love Maps
13. They can be funny.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
14. And sometimes give a bit TMI.
How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
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So how much of this Activia do you have to put up your butt before it works?
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WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
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Potty training is going so great! I'm a natural! @prattprattpratt
18. Other tweets are just classic.
Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋
19. Or totally random that they don't make sense.
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23. Maybe they didn't mean to tweet some of these things, but we don't care.
Mate mate mate mate mate.
24.
Wu Tang Cher Clan
25. Read these and enjoy.
I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?
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Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina- didn't everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!!
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Oh na na, what's my name oh na na what's my name! Niall obviously
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Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
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Much to think about.
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My wife asked me if today was Friday and I said no,it's chest and back day brother HH
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@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm
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SMH means shaking my head
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Them: "You can't just erase people from your life" Me:
34. Thank you for oversharing celebrities. We are eternally grateful.
Not to brag but I have like the tannest balls ever.