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40 Times David Beckham Made Us Heavy Breathe

Because it's his 40th birthday. And that's all the excuse we need.

1. David Beckham, oh, David Beckham.

2. You make us the thirstiest.

3. How he is already 40, I do not know.

4. But we thank you, God, for putting him on this planet.

5. There was the time he stood there just in his pants looking like this.

6. And this time he stood in his pants.

7. And this time.

8. And this time.

9. The time he stared into our souls and we imagined him in just his under pants.

10. What have you got under there David?

11. Then there was the time he took his shirt off and our eyes almost popped out.

12. Then he just stood there like so.

13. And put his shirt back on again and even that got us too excited.

14. He's just too good looking.

15. Too damn cute.

16. Too damn sexual.

17. Our real life Prince Charming.

18. Who runs beautifully.

19. Like in a dream.

20. Hello.

21. Hi.

22. XZAIGOAHOLWN:LA*&UNF

23. He's the perfect dreamboat.

24. Delivered to make us smile.

25. Over

26. And over

27. And over again.

28. You spray on that aftershave David.

29. You just heavy breathe.

30. And tell us we're beautiful.

31. We can cope.

32. Shirtless magazine covers?

33. Sure.

34. Shirtless ice bucket challenges?

35. Absolutely.

36. Shirtless anywhere? Fine by us.

37. Even when you tease us you're still our main man.

38. We just want to look at you.

39. And dream of you.

40. Forever.

Happy 40th birthday, David.