5. Discreetly cry at work when everyone forgets what day it is because your birthday falls on a weekday.
Send your weekly work email with a not so subtle picture as a reminder that they should be celebrating your existence. If you’re lucky, they’ll give you wine at the end of the day.
- Siege at Bangladesh cafe ends with 20 hostages dead, military officials say. Six gunmen were killed and 13 captives were rescued.
- Votes are being counted after Australia went to the polls in an election that could mean big things for marriage equality and the Great Barrier Reef 🇦🇺
- The Obama administration, which has been notoriously secretive about its drone policy, said drone strikes have killed up to 116 civilians.