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    13 Perfect Gifts Your Naughty Friends Will Appreciate

    Because friends don't give friends coal!

    1. For the Never-On-Time:

    2. For the Potty Mouth:

    3. For the Pothead:

    4. For the Couch Potato:

    5. For the Freeloader:

    6. For the "Social Drinker" (ummm aka Lush?):

    7. For the Playa:

    8. For the Playa 2:

    9. For the Antisocial:

    10. For the Anti-Social Media (aka hater):

    11. For the Pro-Social Media:

    12. For the Grammar Nazi:

    13. And for that naughty Unicorn Fetishist everybody knows:

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